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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, i dont have to try in english

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: :P

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: I want a little Mexican in me. Michael is Mexican. If he gets me preggers, I'll have a little Mexican in me!

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! lol

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *laughs* that you will, you'll also have the greatest race on the planet, IRISH!

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: YESH! We are both Irish and French. He is Mexican and Spanish. I am Engish and Polish.

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: im 50% irish, then 25% french/25% german. I'm a very strange little man..

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: Sexy!

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: no, it isnt... the german part of me is always beating up on the french part of me, and the irish is out singing with his friends...

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: Ha ha ha ha ha! I wonder what that makes me cuz I'm Irish, English, Polish, and French...

2006-06-28 [W!ld KAT]: i'm cherokee, german, polish, and irish

2006-06-28 [Frosty French Fry]: Im polish, german, american indian (I have enough in me to get free college but I cant prove it), english....and I think one or two more

2006-06-28 [W!ld KAT]: lol, well aint we just a bunch of mutts?

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: I'm also part Cherokee Indian.

2006-06-28 [W!ld KAT]: me too!!

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wendy- the english is liberating the french and polish from the germans while oppressing the irish. miss jack- the germans are invading poland, while the american indian is getting their land stolen from them by the brittish, mr. pimp- the germans are invading poland, and the english are oppressing your indian ancestors. Thank you for listening to my racisms, that is all.

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS! Brilliant! Just brilliant!

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *laughs* i hang out with a lot or racist bastards...

2006-06-28 [W!ld KAT]: that was awesome!!

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* i know EVERY racist joke on the planet, give me any race, and I have one for it

2006-06-28 [Malve]: Wendy you are polish? zien dobre! XD

2006-06-28 [W!ld KAT]: wtf does that mean?

2006-06-28 [fazz]: am i a member yet

2006-06-28 [Kaze]: Outlook fuzzy, please ask again later.

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *sniff sniff* i miss teh sanna...

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: IT MEANS THAT YOU AREN'T POLISH ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND IT!!!!

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: You think that YOU are a racist bastard...I know so many racist jokes...We need a wiki with a racist jokes competition!

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: Time to get started! *goes to make wiki*

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *laughs* awesome

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: Go to Offensive Jokes Competition. I was gonna make it into a racist jokes competition, but I figured that it'd be more diverse this way.

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i cant wait, it will be entertaining as hell

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: THEN GET TO IT!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-28 [W!ld KAT]: rawrnesss

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *cringes* yes ma'am

2006-06-28 [Wendy]: Your name is up there with no jokes...

2006-06-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: just added

2006-06-29 [Wendy]: YAY! Thank you! It's looking good.

2006-06-29 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* that it is love!

2006-06-29 [W!ld KAT]: shibby

2006-06-29 [Wendy]: Chablis.

2006-06-29 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!

2006-06-29 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *whees in a circle*

2006-06-29 [W!ld KAT]: ahh!! *joins him in circle*

2006-07-04 [rapdude1]: i wanna join

2006-07-04 [W!ld KAT]: oogie boogie

2006-07-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *tackles the jack*

2006-07-04 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! *ish tackled* ello kitty!!

2006-07-04 [W!ld KAT]: *pets the kitty*

2006-07-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs* awesome...

2006-07-04 [W!ld KAT]: schweetness!

2006-07-04 [Wendy]: *yawns* Ahm feckin' tired, y'all. Ah designed unt Dancer in Soul Calibur III. Me an' Michael been playin' up a storm. Et be goot training for protecting The Family here. I <3 teh Mafia.

2006-07-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, it's a great mafia. and i've been training as well. watching a lot of my cousin vinny

2006-07-04 [W!ld KAT]: i've been out practicing with my swords,...

2006-07-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: shibs love, shibs

2006-07-04 [Frosty French Fry]: shevyshookashit

2006-07-04 [Wendy]: I LOVE MY COUSIN VINNY! That is one of my most favorite movies! They had Herman Munster as the judge and "Is they magic grits?" and the deer dipping it's head for a cool drink of water and POW!

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *falls over laughing* it was fantastic!

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: flick yeah!

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: god i lurve that movie! *dances an italian dance*

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: *joins*

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: rawrness!!

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: woofness!!

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: *hides under couch*

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *cackles* meow

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: *pets kitty*

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: umm...did I miss something

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: quite a few things, actually

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: lol, I guess

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeeeah, im the head assasin's cat now...

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: ...I see.....

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeeeah, kinda creepy

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: .....a little..ya

2006-07-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, just a little...

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: .....

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: slightly,...

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: *is scared slightly*

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: aww, it's ok big guy *hugs matt* so what's new?

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: not alot..just been packin

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: where ya goin?

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: movin to Ohio

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: why for?

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: my family is moving

2006-07-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: That's were I live

2006-07-05 [W!ld KAT]: awesome

2006-07-05 [Frosty French Fry]: Where bouts in Ohio

2006-07-06 [W!ld KAT]: i dunno,....

2006-07-08 [Wendy]: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Connecticut! Delaware...*mutters off in song*

2006-07-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *blinks* why are you naming the states in alphabetical order?

2006-07-09 [W!ld KAT]: she's singing the state song!

2006-07-09 [itweetinHEELS]: HI !!!!

2006-07-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i didnt know there was a state song, i feel so uninformed

2006-07-09 [Wendy]: Yesh! The state song!

2006-07-09 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I know that song!!!! O.O

2006-07-09 [Wendy]: YAY! New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York...

2006-07-09 [Wendy]: Michael and I are going to the lake and he is going to the lake and lotsa our good friends are gonna be there. Yaaaay!

2006-07-09 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Awesome! I hope you have lots of fun! ^-^

2006-07-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: have you fun you crazy kids you

2006-07-10 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! have fun lovy!!

2006-07-10 [Frosty French Fry]: la de dum de da de dum da

2006-07-10 [W!ld KAT]: la da da de da daaa da dum, la da da de da daa-da-dum

2006-07-10 [Frosty French Fry]: hmm...I seem to have a follower

2006-07-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, it seems as if Jack is copying you

2006-07-10 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! i'm a copycat!!

2006-07-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *meows* and im the copycat's, cat!

2006-07-10 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!

2006-07-10 [Chelle]: hello every1 ^_^

2006-07-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: 'ello Chelle

2006-07-10 [Wendy]: *sniffles*

2006-07-10 [Wendy]: I took pics of me at the lake yesterday, but I forgot to have EP up! That means that I can't have 'em in the competition! They're at Wendy's Gallery if ya wanna see 'em anyways.

2006-07-10 [Kaze]: Bleh, you depress me because you remind me of an old girlfriend. o__o

2006-07-10 [Kaze]: ...actually... now that I look at all of em.. you look like a combination of multiple ex girlfriends... u__u()

2006-07-10 [Wendy]: The heck? How so?

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *blinks* wait, you dated several badass goddess like beauties?

2006-07-11 [Wendy]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's why I'm waiting to hear about his exes and how we are similar...especially considering that he doesn't even know me...

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, maybe he just knew their outward appearances. Most girls nowadays are just outward appearances...

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: ooga booga!!

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gasp* JACK! *tackles*

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! *ish tackled* ello kitty!!

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: *pets kitty* hallo

2006-07-11 [Wendy]: HE'S THE OOGEY BOOGEY MAN!

2006-07-11 [Wendy]: *feeds bugs to Katie*

2006-07-11 [Wendy]: Thou'rt Oogie Boogie!

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs with Jack* she's teh shit!

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: *eats bugs* thanks love, but i prefer chocolate,....TRICK OR TREAT!!

2006-07-11 [Wendy]: *sews up Katie* You ish teh Ooger Booger Woman!

2006-07-11 [Wendy]: Jack'd be a cute name for a girl.

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! lolz

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *blinks* you two are strange

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: *pets the kitty* shhh, it's alright kitty

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: *scratches ears*

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: so how are you kitty?

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: eh, meow, more or less

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: awesome,..or,...not? not sure what meow means here love

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, im more or less, AWESOME!!

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: yay!!

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: woooooooot!!

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: ahh!*hides*

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: kitty!

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: *pets kitty*

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur pur*

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: *scratches ears*

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *pur pur pur*

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: so whats new kitty?

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: eh, meow, more or less

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: sounds fun

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *meow* always

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: totally

2006-07-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: like, meow man

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: flickin awesome!

2006-07-11 [W!ld KAT]: lolz,...

2006-07-12 [Invader Havoc]: I CAN SEE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-12 [Invader Havoc]: my contacts are in

2006-07-12 [Wendy]: Can someone help me out with my campaign page? It's Wendy For Crew. Thank you. <3

2006-07-18 [Crozzy]: I was away, back now, Sorry Guys

2006-07-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: welcome back

2006-07-18 [Crozzy]: Thanks!

2006-07-19 [W!ld KAT]: howdy howdy howdy!!

2006-07-23 [cxx******]: They should have a wiki for Mercenaries....

2006-07-23 [W!ld KAT]: totally

2006-07-26 [triad]: so who do i actually talk to if i'm interested in joining?

2006-07-27 [W!ld KAT]: i guess [Lust] still,....i dunno, this hasnt been very active lately,...

2006-07-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, the mafia has since died...they didnt listen to their legal advisor...

2006-07-27 [Frosty French Fry]: I think Lyn has completely disappeared...

2006-07-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i think so

2006-07-27 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,...sounds bout right

2006-07-27 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Does anyone know what happened to her/why she left?

2006-07-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *shrugs* It could've been a number of things...

2006-07-27 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I know, that's why I'm asking, Tut...

2006-07-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* i know, im running on little sleep, and less food

2006-07-27 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Then sleep and eat, Hon. *hugs*

2006-07-27 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Ok, since Lynn has been gone for over a month, I believe it's time that we got a new new Don. I think we should have a poll and vote someone in.

2006-07-28 [W!ld KAT]: if that's how you feel,...who all should/is eligible to run?

2006-07-28 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Anyone who feels like they are able to do a good, are active, and willing to retire from their current job.

2006-07-28 [W!ld KAT]: well, i aint retirin so i'm out,....

2006-07-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, I am a political adviser, but, I'm not suited for that job

2006-07-28 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I would apply but I'm not as active in the mafia as I should be...

2006-07-28 [W!ld KAT]: no one is latley,...

2006-07-30 [Wendy]: I'm back. Man...I've been sick and stressed. I'm back, though.

2006-07-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Welcome back! :)

2006-07-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: woot! welcome back miss wendy!!

2006-07-31 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *hugs wendy* i missed you love!

2006-07-31 [Wendy]: I missed you, too, Tattoed Sister of All Juggaloes and Juggalettes!

2006-07-31 [Wendy]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/Ryu108W/mafia.jpg> I found this on Funny Junk.

2006-07-31 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD LMFAO Dude I will have that.......

2006-07-31 [W!ld KAT]: lol, that's phyuckin awesome. i'm glad you're feeling better miss wendy!!

2006-07-31 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, my friend's dad has that. But, I dont think he has it as a joke...

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